<-- link to me

progressive_insurance.mp3

"This is Progressive.."
box.mp3

".. I think you should call 911 .."
Kathy.mp3

I called a random 1-800 number:
chickenfartmix.mp3 adam waito's mix of all the above pranks.  truly amazing, i believe.


birthday.wav


the local radio station does birthday announcements every morning. They also accept email announcements, so I sent them this one:

-=Email Start=-
To: xxx@xxxxxx.com From: teaspoon@antisocial.com Subject: Birthday

Please say: Happy birthday to "Jimmity jim jom jimmer jam" from "moe and the crew" Message: Happy basket in a hula-hoop, chummmmp!

Thank you!
-=Email End=-

So, it turns out that they read stuff like this! And I taped it


dictionary.mp3


m-w.com is an online dictionary that pronounces each word for you. here is something i made with a few of those words

TechnoPoop_TurboniteRemix.mp3 farty dancemix by Turbonite

tysonparty.mp3 the party's over, time to go home

arthur.mp3 yet another random 1-800 call, this one ended up being a modeling agency

boobs.mp3 me using a HORRIBLE accent inquiring about ordering the playboy channel from a satellite company

christmas_cheer.mp3 me and waito call some places to sing them christmas carols

adam.mp3 a typical phone conversation with adam waito



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